If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bedpost, lick them until they scream, then *bleep* them until both of you are senseless and unable to *bleep* anymore, then wait about 5 minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

Found on Kelbie’s blog. And no, this doesn’t mean I’m specifically thinking of Kelbie… there is someone else on my “blogroll” I’d like to do that to.