<SPQR> On that note

<SPQR> I’m sick of Christmas gift shopping.

<SPQR> You know, you think for months about what to get someone

<SPQR> And what do they do?

<SPQR> They return it.

<SPQR> Or, at the very least, they’re like “Ohhhh, uhhh, yeah, I uhhhh…Love it!”

<SPQR> So this year, I’m buying everyone a handgun.

<SPQR> That way, they can go to the store

<SPQR> And get *anything* they want.

<SPQR> ;-P

Barry is a very funny guy, originally posted by Lewis.