1. I am hungry = I am hungry.

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.

3. I am tired = I am tired.

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage.

5. I love you = Let’s have sex now.

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you.

11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay.