Sunday 17 July 2005
Women’s English
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want…
5. I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble.
7. Sure, go ahead = You’d better not.
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later.
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
