Stewie Live: Type in commands and watch Stewie from Family Guy do what you tell him to. Every time you find a correct command you’ll notice the level meter on the right slowly rise and when it gets to the top the KILL button lights up – when it does, click it!

Commands that work: fart, poop, kill, eat, dance, torture, piss, screw, masturbate, shoot everyone, sex, lois, meg, brian, chris, pee, jump, pick nose, barf, sleep, eat, chicken, jack in the box, ray gun, time machine, semen, wheelchair, disco, scratch, star, cheerleader, world domination, nuclear, fart, torture, weather, doctor, come out of the closet, closet, monkey, flirt, love, play, moo.